a big night out

It’s your first night in the town. You decide to go to the Tavern. You step through the door at the right moment. 

There’s a Thai girl working behind the bar. She’s wearing a black G-string and high heels and has a couple of ripped up TAB cards sticky-taped to her tits. Everyone is ignoring her. 

The local – single – young girls in the town are all there and dressed to the nines. Flower and leopard print and boob tubes feature prominently. In the boob tube girl’s defence, she wears that getup all the time. 

A local, who has been drinking in the pub all day, and was sleeping at the counter, has decided to wake up, vomit, and fall off his bar stool. 

Paul, who has also been drinking all day and lost the power to speak coherently his one, and only, language, is alternating between boot-scooting around the vomit and using his false teeth to try pick it up.

There's a pool competition taking place but nobody asks you if you want to join in.

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