This interim post is dedicated to all the bearded, rosy-cheeked, Christmas Elves who work fastidiously hard each month of the year - year in, year out - to make sure the toys in Santa’s Workshop are ready by Christmas.
Pick up a twenty-cent piece. On one side; assign fundamental Christians. The other: atheists.
Toss the coin a couple of times. Now, without cheating, tell me if you can recall which is which.
(Credit where it’s due:
"There is only the slightest movement of the fingers that makes the v-sign different from the Nazi salute. Always watch that."
- Don Van Vliet, Music Echo, 1972.)