Red on the corner of Pyrmont Road

"...yeah
there’s
a massage parlour
me and
my dad
go to every
Friday.
It’s funny
there’s signs
everywhere
saying
“No sex!
No sex!”
And my dad
has been
going there
thirteen years
and getting a fuck.
So the first time
I was there,
I was
getting
a
massage
and I asked
the girl
if she
wanted to do it.
And she’s like
“No sex.
No sex.”
Har har,
I’m like
“Alright.”
Then she says,
“How much?”
And I’m like,
“100?”
And I
stuck
it up her.
So it’s sweet.
Every Friday
I go there
with
me dad
and for
a 160 bucks
I get a massage
and
have
a girlfriend
for an hour..."