Another Angry Angry Young Lady circa 2003. That seems to be the year for all the good work. The car mentioned was a Toyota Corolla. Not sure the year model; I don't pay attention to those details. I recall the vehicle was sky-blue in colour. Or was it navy? It also wasn't a bad car. That didn't stop me from driving it into the ground. I really didn't give a shit. Finally the car started to overheat. We (royal?) drove the bashed-up Corolla down to a Wreckers in South Fremantle. Parked it in the street for a while, so as to allow the engine's overheated particulars to cool down. Then, the Wrecker Man drove the car around the block to see that it wasn't completely fucked. The temperature gauge didn't budge and the Wrecker Man handed over 500 bucks for the car. What a hustle.
Anyway, point to the pick. I was a trawling in my spare time and saw this. Found it hilarious I drove such a shit box in the emerald days of my youth; especially considering the new, newish, car I recently bought. So, in aid of blowing-up my own ego, here is the following AAYL read.
And, these days, when it comes to cars: I still don't really give a shit.
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Sunday 3rd of August
At three am this morning when
I was zipping along Thomas Street at a great zip, desperately trying to find a
toilet, a bird broke cover from the trees of King's Park and flew straight at
my car. Suffice to say when given the option of a windshield hurtling at a ton
versus a flimsy feathery body, the only choice is to watch the bird explode.
That and catch a glimpse of the windshield wipers being bent up and over the
car. So let's recap the damage that has occurred to the car over recent months
past. One of the windshield wipers is bent out of place, causing the wipers,
when deployed, to scratch the windshield and make a great shreieieieik! I found my driver's mirror smashed and left by the
side of the road one morning. The glass was awfully cracked but only a few
pieces had fallen out, so I stuck the mirror back into the encasing. Now, whenever
I have to change into the right lane, it's like driving in hall of mirrors. Oh
- and to readjust that mirror I have to wind down the window and do it
manually, as the handle on the inside broke. Now don't forget the white
scratch, and a big dent to go with it, on the panel of the driver's door. I
think a car pulling out of a parking spot did that boo-hickey. But I'm not
innocent of bad driving myself, as I accidently bumped into the back of a
parked car last week. My car's front bumper seemed fine. And finally the
engine has taken to whining whenever I accelerate. Fortunately, the car doesn't
overheat so I haven't really bothered to find out what that sound is. Welcome
to my world of bad car maintenance, zero insurance and general apathy in
extracurricular motor activities.
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