AAYL We own this place.

And a horrible AAYL post fighting against your misogony masquerading as alpha-male bullshit. Rewrite the way you speak to draw attention to the futility of it all. I'd argue that this piece is a satire... but of what?


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Saturday 24th of January

There is some conjecture regarding which day Australia Day occurs on. We do not care about Australia Day per se. We just want to crash your parties, get rowdy, insult your good person, dismiss your poor taste in music, hurt your pets, and spill water on the floor so that one of your drunken guests can slip over and split their head open. And then we will disappear into the night, en route to another event to disrupt. So a bunch of us are going to walk into this pub, in a big fucking group, like we own this fucking place. No, we do own this fucking place, right? And we're going to declare to everyone our undying faith in the cause of being straight. We're fucking straight you dyke cunts! We're straight and god damn proud! I'm gonna’ tell everyone in ear shot that I like me a tight arse on my woman. Fuck you if you want to persecute my beliefs. Don't you dare hold me down. We're not going to be cute about it, or funny, or facetious. Fuck that. Sexuality is a serious issue. If you don't like it then I'll be forced to stick a finger in your chest and then punch a fucking hole in your dumb fucking head. I'm gonna’ look at whoever I want. Well, whichever girl I want. She can either look back at me or fuck off. She's got it going. She does too. She doesn't. Why does that one bother? May as well stay home and pray to god for a new body for all the good it's doing her. A tight, good-looking body. I'm not leaving until something positive happens. We own this place, remember that. I pushed myself hard up against her hips. I grabbed and pulled at her tits, stuck my tongue down her hot, wet mouth. She buckled a little, I think she wanted me to stop. I didn't want to stop, I never want to. She can wait until I'm done. They all will hold still and count down the time ‘til I'm finished. Now we're getting the fuck out of this fucking place.