AAYL Last of the Australian Libertines

Here's part two of the weekend's double whammy of the AAYL. There's not much that needs to said here. I went to a party with some friends, the following is what occurred, names have been been removed to protect the innocent, and for some reason I wrote it as if one were receiving a telegram. I would love to tell you the decision behind the choice of style but frankly such matters elude me. 

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Monday 5th of December

The weekend held many exciting promises stop Friday eludes me stop Saturday was the Destroyer 666 gig stop Old school early nineties death metal stop Quite good for what it was stop Band sounded a little out of time stop Audience response was also a mute point stop Sunday was the ever ubiquitous birthday party stop It starts stop A diversion stop She tells me success is happiness stop Or should that be happiness is success stop "If you're happy then you're a success" stop What a simple way to look at life stop In the other ear I'm told that there can be no revolution because we're either too self-conscious or- stop Happiness is fleeting and never lasts stop Better luck trying to catch unicorns stop At the party was the last of the great Australian Libertines stop The birthday boy is drunk stop He weighs in at ninety pounds dripping wet stop He is picking fights on the paved brick backyard stop The libertine is naked and boxing stop That doesn't last long and the dress is back on stop She's sitting down but her legs may as well have been spread open and pointing into the air stop I can not remember a time when I wasn't looking at her vagina stop I could have drawn it from memory stop One of the guys can't stop staring stop He shows her his dick stop She spreads wider stop We make eye contact stop I guess it is only inevitable that we say hello stop We have only been here for two hours already stop I call her Sharon and she calls me Stan stop Neither of which are our real names stop The libertine tells us about fucking a guy with two dicks stop "Double Header" stop Sharon laughs in glee stop Both heads could get hard and come independently stop I had never considered the natural phenomena of two dicks before stop I am losing the edge stop The libertine tells us that a same sex female relationship is about equality stop She demonstrates this by banging her fists together stop She asks to stroke Sharon's breasts stop Sharon presents stop She takes a grip stop Sharon groans softly stop I'm sitting right next to them stop I can see her hands running slowly over the centre stop Tugging at the sides stop The libertine asks Sharon to reciprocate stop She does stop There is Fela playing in the background stop It cools down a little from there stop Maybe because there is other people in the room stop They don't seem to mind and neither does she stop We are introduced to an oral history of her professional strip shows and toy use stop I am getting a little bored stop Another girl shows an interest stop She does not hold back stop Working up the sizes stop Humping a man's lap as he holds a dildo between his legs stop Never turn a trick stop "Oh, you do have nipples" stop The girl looks surprised stop A finger points out the nipple pressing through the fabric stop The finger gives the nipple a little flick stop Another flick stop A third flick stop The girl reaches out her hand for it to stop but is too late stop We have to go stop The libertine runs her hand down Sharon's stomach and into her pants stop Sharon squeals a little stop We get into the car and we are off into the night stop "We live pretty close together," stop "you should come over to visit sometime" stop I should stop