I say.

So, I post my stories and not much else. I dont care for sharing my innermost thoughts and fears. Why? Because I spend all my time writing and posting these first drafts of my novel and past shorts for your greater pleasure. Anything else, any other self-aggrandizing oh woe-is-me/the-other is patently just a cheap money shot to the face of you, dear reader. I have too much respect for your time and mine to delve to such lower depths.
Yours,
Sean O'Dea